I'm walking to the post office today...how'm I doin? I need to return some DVD's that sucked the right ball off to mock the left. I ordered these DVD's on line from Amazon.com, right? Now, I have been told by many that this is a very safe and reliable sorce to get all used and new material. Amazon.com has their own website that you may purchase off of or from and also has linked sites that people use to sell their shit on their own. Not affiliated with Amazon but housed by it. They garantee that the people on their site are legit and are fully confident in the service and quality of the products being sold by them. I don't think they are intentionally lying to us but it may turn out to be one of those swept under the carpet, don't ask don't tell, policies. Needless to say the DVD's I had received were unable to be read by my DVD player. This could have just been a fluke, but in my ten or so odd years of owning a DVD player, this has never happened before. It's a gay thing! Pretty sure! HA.
Nope. The guy who sold it to me is very nice and is going to give me my full refund for the damaged shhtankaloohoo so it's no big deal. I just wanted to piss for awhile about nothing. Holla!
But my real story is how I want to be completely hammered while walking to this post office. I want to just float there on an Irish Car Bomb cloud. You know, the way the Jamie and Baley's hits the dark Guiness beer and starts to swirl and cream-afy? Like my brain after 6 of them. I want to be on that cloud. But seriously...I love Kate Winslet.
Bye!
Wrestling with Beauty....
10 years ago
Have faith in the 'zon, Tom! I got everything there, used too!
ReplyDeleteI do. I just felt the need to bitch about nothing. It came rather quickly and the guy was very nice. I just will go through the Ammy itself and not a second hand link.
ReplyDeleteOooh! Irish Car Bombs! So gooooood! Damn, I'm trying to be serious now. Stop tempting me to go back to the dark side (of Guinness). It's not your fault; I have no will power.
ReplyDeleteI have not ordered anything from Amazon, but know many people that have with no complaints.
I remember walking through Target Sunday on Long Islands and Presidente Margarita's with the back up of Tylenol Cold and Sinus. That was fun. I remember my knees feeling a bit-well, I don't remember feeling my knees. How come, depending on the choice of drink, there are different levels of drunkeness? Hmmmm....I'll ponder that for a moment.
haha
ReplyDeleteYou can't end a blog saying, "But seriously...I love Kate Winslet."! Yes you can. It's genius!
ReplyDeleteMy FUPA is growing. EW!