Tweet this bitch.

I just started a twitter account, well like 3 weeks ago, and I still have no idea why people use it.  It's the dumbest thing in the world.  I mean, you only have 140 characters to use when tweeting so it's not like you can get any kind of point across.  And if you do manage to intrigue someones interest on a matter, you have no way of knowing they tweeted you back unless you scroll through the thousands of tweets that happened after you tweeted in the first place.  I am totally done using the word tweet, for shit's sake.   I do like the fact that you can see what celebrities are up to in their everyday lives.  Jim Carrey is pretty cool.  He doesn't try too hard to get people to laugh on twitter, he is just normal.  I hate the celebrities that are still acting online.  Noone cares about you when we are not looking at you move on screen and if you do then you need a life.  I do have to say that if Kate Winslet did start to message me I would probably eat shit and die because I love her, but other than that, nope.  I probably still don't care that she is cooking lamb for dinner, though.  My point is I tweeted, sorry, yesterday that Axe deoderant is to Men like the skinny jean is to fucking douche bags.  I tried to start a twitter battle against all of the angsty teeny emo kids out there like Sunny With A Chance did on the Disney channel last week.  I didn't feel like scrolling through the tweets, sorry, all night, though.  So I say fuck twitter.  And fuck Axe.  And especially fuck all those little pre-teen boys that forget that others can actually smell them when they walk into a room and need to stop showering in Axe.  It turns noone on.  A little goes a hell of a long way more than a lot in this case, baby.  Not to mention, it is supposed to be applied onto the skin, not onto your clothing.  The washing machine takes care of the clothes.  Soap takes care of the body but I understand if you need a little boost when it comes to the smell good department.  Just put it on the skin.  That's where the pheremones come from that mix with the cologne.  Not the cotton from china.  We should force feed Home Alone to all the teens boys in the world...AHHHHHH!!!   I fell into the gap, though the other day.  I bought Axe deoderant.  I did it.  It smelled half way decent in the store.  I'm usually a fresh meadow, cut flowers, cool breeze, fresh air scent, shower clean type of guy but this one didn't smell retchid.  I still hate the smell.  I smell like a man...bleh!  Miranda says it turns her on, but I don't think I'll stick with this.  Give me back my Secret.