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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Work it girl!

So my high end drag store is slowly unfolding.  I really want to open a drag queen store in Manhattan in the Village somewhere.  I think it would do really well.  There is nothing like it in Manhattan at the moment, which I find crazy.  There are drag queens all over that place.  My store is going to be high end fashion at an affordable price, so any diva may look fabulous without breaking the weave bank.  There will be a fashion show every Saturday so you may showcase your style to the world before you buy your outfit for the next week.  Get an opinion before you buy.  The kicker of it all is that there will be a full bar in the back of the store for a casual drag encounter over drinks.  A gossip corner, if you will of the goings-on in the drag scene.  Nothing catty, for I hate the drama, but it's hard to go dramaless in the world of fabulous dye jobs and lifts.

I really still have a hard time believing there is no place to shop for drag queens besides Payless for shoes or a porn store for a shitty pair of pleather pumps that fall apart in 2 weeks.  Last Halloween I looked all over Manhattan for a shop that housed all of a confused boy's needs in becoming a classy lady.  Nothing.  It was impossible to find anything in my size, number one, 15 is a hard shoe to heel!  Not to mention finding the dress that needs to ride up these 42" clidesdales!  I shall make this store a one stop shop for every sized queen roaming the city that never sleeps.  And don't think the selection will go down when the size goes up.  We will be stocked to the hills with yum.  Then hop on back to the bar and shoot the shit with the other girls.  Prizes will be awarded to the best outfit, best in show, best hair and make-up and of course, most fashionable icon.  That may have to be a monthly prize, or maybe even yearly.  I need to iron out all of the other details.  It's too damn early in the morning for me to be thinking.  Nighters.

2 comments:

  1. Too early in the morning? You need to start getting on a better schedule-it will help you to be able to function before 2pm on an off day. Silly goose berry.

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  2. I saw a huge drag queen once, must have been over 6'5" with boobs that looked real

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