On fiy-ah!

I'm feeling a little alone in this world of the web.  Where have all my people gone?  I have no interesting posts to read when I get home at the ass-crack of dawn after work and it is making me so sad.  I used to rely on my sister for something to read on her blog but there hasn't been a post for a while.  Now I thought I could count on some interesting desert stories, but the Reeds have dried and snapped off...Help!!

I am giving you all an assignment.  I expect two posts from each of you in the next day.  I have to work tonight until 1am so this gives plenty of time to come up with the first story.  I don't work tomorrow which is awesome!!  Rockin on the River with 5 free drink tokens, loaded pulled pork nachos and a bag of fire up my ass that'll ignite world peace; evening planned.  So you will have an extra day to write the second story, for I won't read this until Saturday night after work.  Good luck.  Disappoint me and I'll murder your loved ones while you watch.  I'm not talkin kindergarten manslaughter, full blown torturous rage with a hatchet and a can of gasoline while listening to the Lion King soundtrack will be in store.  You've been warned.