The beginning is always the hardest.
I seem to always start at the end and work my way back, or forward depending on perspective. The funny thing about starting life at your death is that the experiences that you encounter seem shallow and deluded. Almost like you've been there before and the re-run is no longer amusing. A bad Seinfeld episode waiting to happen. Aren't they all?!
This is the first day of my blogging life, which I owe to my sister. So shame me for the briefness and spouts of disillusionment.
My blog is going to be about my experiences in this world as a fat gay. The hardships, the love-loss, the waking in the morning feeling like P-Diddy. The normal day to day activity that got me here and the inadequate feelings that manifest in my own mind.
Welcome aboard my little bubbers! We're all in this together.
Wrestling with Beauty....
10 years ago
If you awake in the morning as P-Diddy, you would no longer owe the money you do...so, dear disillusioned friend, blog on, I wish to read more!
ReplyDeleteBRUSH MY TEEF WITH A BOTTLE OF JACK, CUZ WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT I AIN'T COMIN BACK! Shall I go on? Oh, and on your favourite radio show, Ryan Seacrest, she said she says the P-Diddy line because she has lots of hot girls sleep over her house...but she's not gay. I hate (love) trashy girls who pretend to be into girls!!
ReplyDeleteNice, right?!! Hate Ryan Seacrest!!!!!
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