11) It's what could be for dinner.

Let us talk briefly about the little issue I like to call mouth rape and how it can drastically change your life.

I have always wanted to be walking down the street and completely surprise a sexy ass boy with my tongue down his throat.  To catch him off gaurd so that he has no choice but to let me make out with him hardcore.  I often wonder what that outcome would be.  Let's dive into a couple of scenarios:

• You happen to find the only out gay man walking the streets of Bedford, Ohio and you make passionate love on the side of the road.
• You realize that the person you're violating is actually a lesbian and that she turns you on more than it would a man.
• The guy is so shocked he is paralyzed and just allows you to have your way with him.
• It's a cop and you are now in jail.
• Your head meets the concrete even before you have time to wipe your lip.

Any of the above stated could make for an excellent blog entry.  I, however, would like the shocked straight boy.  I may experiment with this one day.  And I hope you all do too.  You can never go wrong with a little mouth rape, I always say.