17) Life is a mystery.

In the words of one of the greatest 80's icons, "you're frozen if your heart is not open".  Get it girl!

I've just decided that I am going completely 80's glam for the next few months.  I'm not sure why, but I think it may have something to do with the new movie Hot Tub Time Machine.  I'm decking these halls with everything vinyl and pleather.  Instead of emo-ing my hair like I have been trying for, I might frizz the shank out of it and flock it up to the gulls.  Stellar!

I have always been insterested in the fashion choices people make.  It really opens you up to a whole new world when you try on a new look.  It could be as simple as a suit to sweats change, or as complex as a new era to era transformation.  I'm going with the latter.  Now, the only decision I need to make is if I rock the 80's punk or the 80's pop?  Two completely different looks stemming from the same drugged out concert.  I need help with this decision because one involves a lot of hairspray and black lipstick and the other a bunch of neon, tight fitting clothing.  Or maybe I'll combined the two.  Make my own era.  Since we can no longer call them eras anymore.  Once we strolled into the 2000's we are shit out of luck with terms.  Haven't we come up with anything better than the 20-10's?  It's not like we can take it back to saying the 20's.  That'll just confuse all the emo kids out there.  They are confused enough, with their energy drinks, Blackberry touch's and oversized skater shoes that never seem to be velcroed shut.  What are they not going to talk to their parents about anymore if they start having something in common with them?  Their "hard-knock" lives would be shattered.  I mean, when they take their allowances from mom and dad to waste at the movie theatre, they may actually have to look them in the eye and say thank you.  It's so hard.   For reals, yo.

So, Millenna-Ten here I come!  Anyone who wants to join me in my combining of the two 80's styles together in creating the new Millenna-Ten look, feel free.  Catalogs will be arriving shortly.  Mix and match, word?  Although, if you think about it, the 80's were pretty emo!