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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The eigth. Target: End of an Era

The Target store by my house just closed down due to it's new neighbor, Walmart. I loved that Target store. It always smelled like they just cleaned the floor. Probably because they constantly did because of all the urination happening in the corners, I'm sure. But I loved it. They always had the best stuff you never really needed but realized you did when you got it home. And they were the only non-convenient store that carried the Low-carb, blue can Rock Star that I enjoy oh so much. Sad, sad day today.

I will miss you Tar-ghetto!

An ode to the Tarchay...

This was me everytime I entered that Target. Sorry it's so annoying. Suck it.

1 comment:

  1. As a former Target "team member" I can assure you that indeed the floors were cleaned daily and polished twice weekly. The urination had nothing to do with it. It was, however, the urination that made that particular Bedford Target so appealing to me. I am a fan of water sports!

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