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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

22) Chronicles of an over-sexed and deaf gay man.

No means no.  That's all I have for this post.  Why can't gay men understand that sex is not all that there is in life?  Why can't I just have a conversation with a gay man without him thinking it is going to lead to a blow job?  I just want to yahoo message you without feeling like I'm at a bar stool swatting away drunken flies.  I want words!! WORDS!!!!  Oh...friends.  My recently colored hair is turning gray again too quickly.  I need to detox the stress from my life.  1..2..3..I don't need you with me!  Stress be gone.  They actually sell a potion of stress be gone in those little shops where they also sell all those crazy witch candles and love spells.  It has to work, right?  Otherwise how do they stay in business?  I guess it's all in the mind.  Poof!  There.  I'm fine.  God, I need a man!  (ha) 

1 comment:

  1. I concure. I tried 'talking' to some guys on those messenger things. Seriously, just about every comment correlated some how with sex and body image. Why can't you just talk to someone? Whatever happened to communication between two people in a platonic way? You can't tell me a heterosexal man and woman or two gay guys or two lesbian women can not have a conversation without it being more than just that...a freaking conversation. I'm not trying to flirt with you, take you out back to make freakish monkey love to you or try to get your number. I just want to talk to you because that's the type of person I am.

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