While walking to my car after work tonight there was one other car in the parking lot that started it's engine as I made it to my driver's side door.  I pushed the button to release my lock and the lights from the mysterious stranger's car flicked on.  At first I thought I had finally developed telekinesis and I was inadvertently controlling this late model, blue and white Dodge something-or-other, but it in fact was a creeper in the lot just waiting for something to happen, it seemed.  There was no one else around besides my coworker and this wack-o sitting alone in his car.  As I opened the car door I said in response to my coworker's comment of, "that was weird".  I said, "well, he can't follow both of us!".  This actually got me thinking of a movie plot in which that actually happens.  Then it got me thinking about how this man would choose his victim to follow.  There were two of us after all.  Who would be the unlucky victim of this person?  If this were a true horror movie what could I do to ensure the safety of myself?  Or would it even matter any more at this point?  Did the person single me out before he saw both of us leaving?  Was this a random stop off to rape and pillage, or did he have a master plan in the works over a lengthy period of time.  All these question and scenerios ran through my brain all at once.  It was a bit too much to handle so I farted and got in my car and drove away.  I never looked in the rear view mirror.