The not so common cold.

I am pretty sure we have a cure for cancer.  There is no doubt in my mind that we have figured it out.  I do believe the governments of the World are holding it hostage, however.  The health care platform would crumble if cancer was taken out of the running.  Could you imagine the finicial holocaust we would see in our economic structure if people stopped needing the drugs and service provided from hospitals?  It would be the end.  So I do believe we have the cure, it's just hiding out under the rugs of our founding fathers.  How many doctors do you know that have died from cancer?  It's probably in their contracts to be vaccinated.  The ones you do know that have died of it have been put into a lottery with a gag order to ease suspicions.

I have come up with the solution to end the cancer crisis once and for all and to still be in the black economically.  We just need to start snapping our children's legs.  There should be a "free of cancer" law put into the constitution where as each American must have both legs broken by the age of 14.  This should counter balance the loss of the chemotherapy visits and perscriptions handed out.  If we need to amend the law to boost monetary income, incorperate the arms as well.  It'll make the next generation stronger...at least in the esteem.  Not to mention the evolution our bodies will eventually go through.  Our brains may become stronger, bigger, faster due to the lack of bone density in all of our systems.  Or maybe our bodies will become more sustainable to injury later on in the years.  All good things.

Needless to say we need this.  The F.B.I. will have a new branch added to it's force-the F.B.P.P.; Fathers Battering Pre-Pubescents.  This way we won't need to spend the extra cash for man hours.  Just have the license given to the biological fathers.  This will give the dead-beat dad an opportunity to get closer to his offspring while insuring the stability of this great nation.  Win, win.  Russia may pick-up on this.  Do we really want another Sputnik?  Let's jump this horse before it's too late.