How many people have you seriously wanted to kill in your lifetime? Not jokingly laughed about in the breakroom, but actually wanted to spend the next 50 years in a jail cell for murdering? Even would take the chance with lethal injection over. Think about that for a minute while I shit a log that would choke a python. Write some names down, make a list...
Okay. How did we do? Have your list set up? Now look in the mirror you fucking psycho! That's you, girl. You may need to get your head examined.
I ran two miles today. Actual running. I wanted to die every step of the way which is how I knew I must have been doing something right. Running is truly a different breed of exercise. I could get on that stair stepper all day, the olyptical for six hours, but when it comes to street running you might as well get asphalt shoved up your ass and call it rape. I think the fact that I celebrated 420 before I ran helped out a lot. Could you imagine what it would have been like running sober...phsssss. Girl, please. I aint stuuupit! Ha. Kidding about the 420. I have never smoked a date in my life! I think the motivation from my expert-runner-sister-man helped out a lot in those last minutes of my internal bleeding. She has been running for a couple of years now...I think it has been anyway. She looks damn good and I hate her for it. I lost almost 90lbs when I moved to NYC two years ago and have since gained 30 of those creepers back. She has lost half of Lady Gaga since she started running. The fact that she would stop looking for the other half of the Gaga is disappointing, but she has her tastes confused. She thinks music comes in the form of boys screaming and guitars forgetting about melody and harmony. That's not true...her music taste just sucks, plain and Simple Plan! Kidding!! But back on track. She is a great inspiration for all trying to overcome an obsticle or maintain a certain schedule. I might be motivated enough to join the 5K at the end of May. Four weeks to get it up to comfortable status in running 101. Somebody may need to call 911, but that would be a different story. Wish me luck.
Now on a serious note. You may actually need to call somebody about those urges you have to murder people. That shit aint no joke!
Wrestling with Beauty....
10 years ago
There really is only one specific person, but I bet if did it and got away with it, it would make killing others that much easier. Ok, maybe I'm not completely sane, but ever wonder if you had the brains to actually kill someone? I'm not talking about the ability-but the know-how; the intelligence. It's part of nature-all animals have an instinct to kill for one reason or another. Humans have just lost the instinct and are just now working off emotions.
ReplyDeleteThanks for building me up than crapping on me like a demented pigeon. It's only been a year since I started actually running-and I try to be a motivator. Seriously, if I can do it, you should not have a problem. Four weeks for 3 miles? Killer! You can totally do it FAITH! But, considering the hot gym guy is more of a motivator for you...use that. He will not talk to you until you complete the 5K in May. Booya!
I am disappointed in the fact that you think my taste of music is crap. I don't care for Heavy Metal-which is what you suggested-though if the mood strikes...
I enjoy Rock and Alternative-much different genre. True, I don't care too much for pop, R&B and Rap, but there is plenty of melody, harmony and beautiful voices streaming through my speakers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KQmps-Sog&feature=fvsr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wHl9qRsMzw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63VwWz1ij0&feature=fvst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ
Ooooh, even threw a girl in there, watch out!
Ha! Motivate this! You need to get me off the good stuff. The food is the killer. And I was just kidding about your music choices, not about the new motivation!
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