I'd like a small Sprite, please...

Am I the only one that thinks of a little winged fairy when someone orders a small Sprite? 

I've worked in the movie theatre for quite some time now and every time someone orders a Sprite I giggle.  I just imagine the concessionists pulling from their aprons a beautiful, magical creature and handing it over to the customer for the duration of the movie.  Like we offer a movie companion that will float around your head and sit on your shoulder throughout the film!  The best part is when people ask for a large Sprite.  This makes me laugh.  Could you imagine pulling out this bowling ball sized fairy with tiny wings, huffing and puffing to the theatre behind you?  It's wings on overdrive and sweat pouring into your popcorn as it buzzes around your head in the theatre!  So the next time you order anything from the concession stand know that we have Sprites on loan!