Were you truly waiting for ME?

Mr. Roeper's clothes hamper or Hugh Grant's dental floss?  Which would you rather be if you had to chose one for all eternity? 

Remember, Roeper was an old man in the 70's.  He wore gobs of cologne, polyester and probably has Mrs. Roeper's hella face paint all over his lapels.

Although, spending that amount of time in any one's mouth could start to get nauseating, not to mention the mouth of a Brit.  Cheeky personality mounted on an insufferable entitled accent.

Chose wisely.